"Prince of fire."

[Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and it actually felt like people wanted to talk to me…...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:12:08 -0400

[Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and it actually felt like people wanted to talk to me… yeah, back in those very scarce and unusual, yet welcomed, days…]

claudetheclown: Play “Never Have I Ever” with my muse! Send “Never have I ever” and tell my muse...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:06:32 -0400

Play “Never Have I Ever” with my muse!

Send “Never have I ever” and tell my muse something that yours has never done. If my muse has done the thing, they have to take a drink. The maximum is 10 drinks!

Good luck!

coiour-my-world: Butterfly ~ Dorota Krauze

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 03:15:45 -0400

coiour-my-world:

Butterfly ~ Dorota Krauze

attractiveblogger: i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.

Thu, 31 May 2018 23:04:32 -0400

attractiveblogger:

i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.

coiour-my-world: Butterfly ~ Dorota Krauze

Thu, 31 May 2018 23:03:30 -0400

coiour-my-world:

Butterfly ~ Dorota Krauze

kanda44: D.Gray-Man Hallow - Kanda Yuu [2]

Thu, 31 May 2018 23:02:44 -0400

kanda44:

D.Gray-Man Hallow - Kanda Yuu [2]

reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

Thu, 31 May 2018 23:02:23 -0400

riskfulings: &. ARGUING STARTERS. “i can’t believe you.” “are you serious?” “we’re not...

Thu, 31 May 2018 23:02:18 -0400

riskfulings:

&. ARGUING STARTERS.

“i can’t believe you.”

“are you serious?”

“we’re not finished. i’m not just going to let this go.”

“so you don’t trust me?”

“fuck you.”

“you know me! and the fact that you still think i’d do that hurts the most.”

“i miss the old you. i don’t want the person you’ve become.”

“you never understand.”

“you said the same thing last time.”

“i’m so tired of constantly doing this with you.”

“you don’t even try to see it from my perspective.”

“i’m not apologizing.”

“hell if i care.”

“this is fucking bullshit.”

“why are you always the one who’s breaking my heart?”

“i can’t do this anymore.”

“you don’t mean that.”

“i hate you.”

“you never keep your promises.”

“out of all the things you’ve told me, what was true?”

“i can’t even look at you.”

“do you even love me anymore?”

“i’m fucking done.”

“i shouldn’t have ever trusted you.”

“you’re being unfair.”

“i’m not going to keep being your little secret. i deserve better.”

“i’m leaving.”

“just… just go.”

“i thought you’d be the one to make me happy.”

“you don’t even pretend to care about me.”

“i don’t even remember the last time you told me you loved me.”

“don’t go.”

“i never asked for this.”

rarepleasethankyou: You gonna get that job, get that car, house/apartment, and then you gon find you...

Thu, 31 May 2018 23:01:47 -0400

rarepleasethankyou:

You gonna get that job, get that car, house/apartment, and then you gon find you a lil boo who gon listen and y’all gon be happy.

Reblog it into existence

xxdovelin:Forget me not ‡

Thu, 31 May 2018 23:00:59 -0400

xxdovelin:

Forget me not ‡

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Thu, 31 May 2018 23:00:53 -0400

bbs-renders:Japanese Parasol - pt2.

Thu, 31 May 2018 23:00:20 -0400

bbs-renders:

Japanese Parasol - pt2.

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Thu, 31 May 2018 23:00:10 -0400

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Thu, 31 May 2018 22:59:22 -0400

Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

Thu, 31 May 2018 01:07:24 -0400

markipliergamegifs: This is one of the funniest things I have...

Thu, 31 May 2018 01:07:20 -0400

markipliergamegifs:

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen lol Just…waiting for the right moment to take off the glasses…Momiplier is a comedy genius~

HOW WELL DOES MY MOM KNOW ME?

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Thu, 31 May 2018 01:07:00 -0400

small / tall starters

Fri, 25 May 2018 14:10:01 -0400

splattermemes:

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”

lsleofskye:Majestic | Jorge Maia

Fri, 25 May 2018 12:32:05 -0400

lsleofskye:

Majestic | Jorge Maia

i-am-a-fish:You ever stop and ask yourself what the fuck

Fri, 25 May 2018 12:31:56 -0400

i-am-a-fish:

You ever stop and ask yourself what the fuck